HEADLINE ***KIMMER FAN LEAKS GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS IN THE NAME OF KIMMER, FANS RALLY AROUND TERRORISM***
ARTICLE:
On July 4 a Kimmer fanatic working for the DOJ reportedly named Brian Preston uploaded 14 classified documents from:
Congress
The US military
The Secretary of Defense
The US Nuclear Regulatory Commission
The Environmental Protection Agency
The Federal Bureau of Investigation

The post would be replied to with support, with fans considering the attack a representation of kimmerchan ideals, with many encouraging others to commit similar crimes. Although some did express concern that the courageous act would cause federal agents to monitor the site. One poster described it as "9/11 for kimmercels".

Brian Preston engaged with one replier, while also stating that his life and his family's life would never return to normalcy, but that "it's all worth it, for kimmer". Ever since then he has not made any new posts, and no one is aware of his current situation.

The last sentence ever uttered by Brian was:
>IN NOMINE KIMMER
A truly iconic and legendary quote which will be held dear to the hearts of Kimmaryans for millenia to come.
>IN NOMINE KIMMER

SUB-HEADLINE: IS KIMMERCHAN DEAD? LONGEST PERIOD OF TIME WITHOUT POSTS IN KIMMERCHAN HISTORY
ARTICLE:
Following the 9/11 for kimmercels incident no new posts have been made to the site, although the post would be the second most frequently commented in kimmerchan history. But no new comments have been made in three days.
It is likely that the post may have been one last hurrah for kimmerchan, unless users are to continue jihad against the evil empire. If the post truly did mark the end of kimmerchan, then it was a glorious end.

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